"Lost Dog" "Male German Shepherd" "Goes by Butch". Runners don't like signs like these.
I was out running early one morning when up ahead I saw a Rottweiler trying to attack drive-by cars. I stopped, he saw me, and he turned and started running towards me.
I said, "Lord, I guess today You're calling me home."
But, the Rottweiler slowed and walked up to me. I patted him on the back and said, "Good boy!" He ran off, kicking up his heels.
I picked up my pace again and continued on. He followed me for a bit, then stopped to attack another drive-by car.
"Lost Dog" -- a forboding sign.