OK, we're all family here.
If you're following the new conservationism, the new water-saving movement (like I do), you're bound to have heard "yellow is the new green."
"In the land of fun and sun, we don't flush for #1."
"If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down."
OK, so these environmentalists could improve on their poetry skills.
But, how do you feel about that? Not flushing for #1 (unless company is on the way, of course.) Have you ever pondered that?